OK, Ben Folds is no Bach, but he writes some really clever songs. Check out this video he (update: not Ben, but a guy named Merton) posted a week or so ago. It's the fucking lulz.
UPDATE: Alright the guy is a dead ringer for Ben Folds, but Ben caught wind of this and did this at a recent concert:
thanks to Kid Dynamite for sniffing out the trail and Clay Collier for original video