Friday, October 01, 2010

Two Young Phish Co-Defendants

Two young co-defendants appeared in court for trial after being caught smoking dope at a Phish concert.

The judge says, "You seem like two nice young men, and I'd like to give you both a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend to the Phish shows and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court on Monday."

On Monday, the judge asked the first defendant, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I was able to persuade 17 concert goers to give up drugs forever."

"Seventeen people?” the Judge responded. “That's wonderful. How did you do it? "

"I used a diagram, your Honor. I drew two circles like this: 0 o.

Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," says the judge.

Then he turns to the second defendant. "And you, young man, how did you do?"

"Well, your Honor, I persuaded 177 people to give up drugs forever."

"Wow!" says the judge. "One Hundred and Seventy-Seven people! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles that looked like this: o 0.

Then I pointed to the little circle and said, “This is your asshole before prison ...”
Happy Friday everybody!