Saturday, June 14, 2008

John Bell on Fox News?!?! Interview

4 comments:

broseph said...

Dear fox news guy:

Intro:
Your dear in the headlights reaction after reading a line from a panic song shows how well prepared you are.

Questions:
first off, you probably wouldn't know the sound of vinyl, let alone "a good LP" if it was fucking your screaming wife.

Secondly, hearing there's a panic song that mentions VT doesn't make you a fan or give you credibility. Also, no one cares what school you spent four years cheating your way through and feeling cool because your fraternity "taught you everything you need to know".

"thirdly" ( and don't say 'thirdly' you freaking amateur. it sounds weak. Say 'third'; it has a hard consonant ending. Public speaking 101 over here...) The long, drawn out, run on sentence you masquerade as a question turns out to be a statement? You ended it with "perpetuity" remember? Citing dick's picks was good, but not knowing how many volumes there are (23 by many accounts) makes you irrelevant.

Pimping virgin music festival also does not make you cool. It's obvious you are licking seth herowitz. Also, hitting a 100 cities a year includes hitting festival's, so get your "model" paradigm up to speed.

Ending:
Go Go Bordello is not 20 gypsies. But they do rock out. Showing up to a show is the best thing you could do to improve your credibility, suit or no suit, you moron.

Nice interview douchebag

Broseph

Broseph said...

Dear fox news chick:

I have a soft spot for dark haired southern drawl speaking cougars, so be thankful.


Intro:
Are you reading the teleprompter are making this up as you go? I think your doing both, pick one.

Questions:
Having "spread head" friends makes you seem more like a dumb groupie than a business analyst. How many "spread heads" have you tasted?

Your constant giggling at JB makes him think you want it. Your whole southern slut thing is working good for you.

Mentioning "Kanye" was good, how did he taste?

Ending:

Just say "summer". Late spring was a month ago.

I would still let you give me a hand job

Broseph

Broseph said...

Dear JB:

I saw you on fox news. What the fuck were you doing there?

losing all respect for you

Broseph

BROOKE said...

The anchors were fucking douches, not sure which one I hate more. Thanks broseph for the laugh.