Christmas Card From A Hooker

What's the most melancholy Christmas song ever sung? I'd say it's this one.

Here's the great Tom Waits. Silent Night > Christmas Card From A Hooker Living In Minneapolis > Silent Night



And for an extra, here's Waits scoring "Aggie's Story", a classic Christmas story told by Harvey Keitel to William Hurt in the little-seen, much-beloved 1995 movie Smoke.

You're innocent when you dream, folks. Enjoy the holidays.