Happy Thanksgiving: w00k Turkey Day Haikus

Happy Thanksgiving!

One of the funniest recurring Phantasy Phish threads is the w00k Haikus. Here are a few of my favorites.

Just dosed the gravy
Tofurkey in the oven
Fruitcup anyone?

Ate lots of turkey
It made my ma fall asleep
But me, from oxys

Three for five Grandma
This shit is way heady
Home is like the lot

Who dosed the stuffing?
Turkey is talking to me
He needs an extra

Gather 'round Wookies
Its that time of year again
To give thanks for herb