Boom! Boom!! Boom!!! Boom!!!!
I woke with a start. Where was I? What is that banging?
It took me a moment to figure out that I was deep into the Jam Cruise bender and someone was about to knock down my door. I opened the door to find Andre and the Touch of Class crew filling up the hallway. It was about 8am, we were docked in Costa Maya, Mexico, and there were Mimosas to be drank before we played Jam Cruise Kickball. I got dressed quickly and decided it was time to break out the Disco Ball helmet. I might need some protection in a game of kickball in Mexico, I thought.
We went to a sit down breakfast in the restaruant. To say we were a shit show was an understatement.
Everyone but me had been up all night, and we got to ordering a gourmet breakfast feast along with bottles of champagne and orange juice. If it had been a restaurant in the "real world", we probably would have been kicked out. But on Jam Cruise, this behavior is tolerated. No, encouraged. We ordered at least 6 bottles of champagne for 11 people and drank mimosas. One friend fell asleep next to me while Marc demanded extra hollandaise sauce for his breakfast.
Michelle and Rob had given me a palm sized disco ball to go around my neck, and I got the idea at breakfast that I wanted to attach the disco ball to the top of my disco ball helmet.
"I know its not on the menu," I asked a waiter, "But do you know where I can get a screw?" I was directed to the front desk to talk to a customer servce attendant.
"Do you know where I can get a screw?" I asked the attractive Italian MSC cruise line employee behind the desk. She resisted at first and it was a little awkward. But, drunk at 9am and 4 days into the bender that is Jam Cruise, I wasn't backing down.
"Well dont things break on the boat sometimes? Arent there carpenters or someone like that who have a tool box?"
The customer service girl shrugged and asked me to wait. She disappeared somewhere and I stood by myself in the atrium. She was gone for a couple of minutes and I became bored. There was a ballot box in front of me for the Jam Cruise awards show. I was curious so I opened up the ballot box to read what people had voted on.
The Italian customer service girl comes back and was horrified I had opened the ballot box. "YOU CANNOT LOOK IN THERE!" she scolded me. I was being treated like I was trying to fix Gore vs Bush in 2000. "We dont have a screw and YOU CANNOT LOOK IN THERE!"
I laughed and responded. "How do you know I can't look in the ballot box?!? I'm Lord Disco Ball, I can do whatever I want." I was being a complete jackass. Kudos to MSC employees for putting up with me all week.
Hillary organized a bus to take us from the port to a field near the beach in Costa Maya to play kickball. She had even coordinated a beer and food vendor as well as massage tables next to the kickball field. Somehow about 40 cats got herded to the correct bus. We divided up into teams - Up All Night vs Went To Bed.
It was a bloodbath. Up all night kicked our asses, mostly thanks to Adderall. Link to Kickball video - watch me score :12 seconds
Again we were treated to beautiful weather and after the kickball game we hung out on the beach for a bit. I did some shopping and was attracting a lot of attention with the disco ball helmet. Mexican merchants tried to get me to come over to their store, with calls and offers as I walked down the boardwalk. I began to respond to their calls with "Picture with me, $2 dollars."
About 3 o'clock I headed back to the ship. Another excursion off the boat that seemed to fly by.
Back on boat the schedule had Taylor Hicks hosting the Gong Show and ALO doing Rock Star Karaoke. I wanted to check them out but I took advantage of the break in the music schedule to take a much needed nap.
After my nap Lauren, Rob, Michelle and I ate a big dinner again. Tonight was lobster night. Rob explained to our waiter we were in a hurry to get our food, and that we didnt want it brought out in courses. He suggested bringing out the food all at once. We all orderd lobster and filet minon. The waiter responeded by bringing Rob dinner last, and seemingly slower than the service of the tables around us. Finally when our steaks were served we took the steaks "to go" and snuck out of the dining room and up to the pool deck for a few songs of God Street Wine.
We caught most of Karl Denson in the Theater. Wow, what an amazing set! There were times when some of it sounded like Pink Floyd w guitars ripping, and a few times Karl D stepped back to let the band work. As you would expect, there were lots of guests including Anders Osborne, Tony Hall and Mike Dillon. The last song had lots of horns and it reminded me of a early '00s Trey Anastasio Band jam with horns blaring and guitars ripping.
Next we headed back to the pool deck where the New Mastersounds were playing their unique style of funk. I don't know what it is, but I like the New Mastersounds funk more than the New Orleans funk. Again there were lots of guests - Mike dillon on percussion, Robert Walter on rhodes and the Lee Boys slide guitarist added a lot to the mix.
Still buzzing from the amazing whomp set the night before from Big Gigantic, Lauren and I left the New Mastersounds a few minutes early to get a good spot for the throwdown in the Zebra Lounge. I was fun to see Big Gigantic again, but there was a few repeats from the night before on the pool deck. The sweaty wompy dance party returned. Deitch, Krasno, and Brock Butler sat in for a couple songs and I danced so hard I had to take a shower after the show.
Around 3am I returned to the Pool Deck where The Rhythm Devils were having a Grateful Dead sing along. I ran into The colorado girls dressed as dancing bears and we got into the classic songs. Every over 50 person on the boat was out and getting down. It gave me hope that my knees will be good enough for me to jam to Phish in the middle of the night in 20 years.
I thought the Rhythm Devils sounded great - much better than Bob Weir, and dare I say, better than the Red Rocks Furthur show I saw earlier in 2010. Tim Bluhm of the Mother Hips is a fantastic front man and Davy Knowles on guitar/vocals is no slouch either. Kimock sat in, adding delicate and beautiful guitar licks that complimented Knowles' unique lead guitar. I defintiely want to listen to this one again.
Just as I was about to give up hope of something cool happening I found Brock Butler was again playing acoustic on the pool deck. A stray old hippie tried to play guitar over Brock and...well check out Scotty B's account of the morning in his recap, he tells the story better than I can.