"Just Say No to THE Phish"

Man, oh man. Where do I start?

You better read this hysterical article written by a bunch of slandering Jesus Freaks before Shapiro and Phish's legal team slaps them with a cease and desist order... Just Say No to the Phish.

Here's a bit of the madness via Christwire:

What The Phish does is far worse. More than any other band out there today, they have devoted countless hours and incredible financial resources to crossing the country in search of new converts. They are continuously “on tour” performing at venues large and small, prowling for intimate personal contact with the youth of America. Any group of people that makes such a calculated effort to insert itself into the lives of the innocent should surely raise the eyebrows of concerned parents. For The Phish, their modus operandi is to induce the naïve with promises of sexual pleasure and peer acceptance. Like serial killer Charles Manson, they lower inhibitions through hardcore drug use. As with false prophet Jim Jones, the price for such kicks is a complete dedication to their larger agenda.

Actually, just read the bit of satire yourself. The comments are equally piss-myself-funny.

Thanks to @TweeterReprise for the H/T.