Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Christian Zombie Day - De Giaferri-Sado-Maso

Broseph tweet'd this video with a message: "Happy Christian Zombie Day. Here's a weirdo French pop video from the 60's."

I think we need Benjo to translate it for us, but as rudimentary the video is, the subject matter is powerfully erotic -- indeed it's a strange, slimy, sleazy video. Heck, I spanked it twice before I even got 45 seconds into the vid...


And yes, don't forget that every time you masturbate to this video, another bunny rabbit dies. Happy Easter aka Christian Zombie Day.

3 comments:

change100 said...

WTF is up with the spiders? And the dude in the leather vest who looks like Jeremy Piven?

kipik said...

early franch 70s was rich in weird songs. For our own sake, nobody really remember these... guess why ? ;)

not benjo but if i can help, that translation looks ok (not mine) :


Ouch! Oh! That's good!
Come on, drink your castor oil..
(Baaah! It's fatty!)
Finish this litre, little girl...
(Yes, but no more, OK?)
And then burn my chest...
(With whaaaat?)
With the tip of your cigarette!
(It smells like roast pork!)
To swallow a spider...
You're always getting into trouble...
(Always spiders!)
To finish your mouthful...
(OK, but this is the last one!)
You see, it's not that bad!
(That's what you think!)

(Sado maso, sado maso)
Aaaaah! Oh! That's good!
(Sado...)

It's your turn to be whipped...
(Oh, yes!)
Quickly, bring me the switch...
(Ah! How I love that!)
After that, you can stick me...
(What, my love?)
With all these pins in my chest!
(That will be tremendous!)
You need to eat your purée...
Of fat cockroaches and slugs!
(I prefer beetles)
Don't look so disgusted...
(I'd like to see you try!)
Please, I beg you, no grimacing!
(Your slugs ain't fresh!)

AaaaAAAgh! It's good!
I cannot cut...
(What's the problem?)
Your ear with my scissors...
(Not a chance!)
Too bad, we'll go back our bed...
(That's right!)
Of broken bottles!
(There's no time to lose!)
Let me slash your back...
With a vegetable peeler!
(A little lower!)
Then write me your number again...
(With what, my dear?)
With a pen and ink tattoo!
(You're crazy, eh?)

AaaaaaaAAAaaah! That's good!

AaaaAAAAaah! Oh! That's tremendous!

Ah! That's terrific!
Ah! That's terrible!

kipik said...

early franch 70s was rich in weird songs. For our own sake, nobody really remember these... guess why ? ;)

not benjo but if i can help, that translation looks ok (not mine) :


Ouch! Oh! That's good!
Come on, drink your castor oil..
(Baaah! It's fatty!)
Finish this litre, little girl...
(Yes, but no more, OK?)
And then burn my chest...
(With whaaaat?)
With the tip of your cigarette!
(It smells like roast pork!)
To swallow a spider...
You're always getting into trouble...
(Always spiders!)
To finish your mouthful...
(OK, but this is the last one!)
You see, it's not that bad!
(That's what you think!)

(Sado maso, sado maso)
Aaaaah! Oh! That's good!
(Sado...)

It's your turn to be whipped...
(Oh, yes!)
Quickly, bring me the switch...
(Ah! How I love that!)
After that, you can stick me...
(What, my love?)
With all these pins in my chest!
(That will be tremendous!)
You need to eat your purée...
Of fat cockroaches and slugs!
(I prefer beetles)
Don't look so disgusted...
(I'd like to see you try!)
Please, I beg you, no grimacing!
(Your slugs ain't fresh!)

AaaaAAAgh! It's good!
I cannot cut...
(What's the problem?)
Your ear with my scissors...
(Not a chance!)
Too bad, we'll go back our bed...
(That's right!)
Of broken bottles!
(There's no time to lose!)
Let me slash your back...
With a vegetable peeler!
(A little lower!)
Then write me your number again...
(With what, my dear?)
With a pen and ink tattoo!
(You're crazy, eh?)

AaaaaaaAAAaaah! That's good!

AaaaAAAAaah! Oh! That's tremendous!

Ah! That's terrific!
Ah! That's terrible!

(yep, i know, pretty stupid/disapointing. but eh! that's probably as far as they could go...)