The "Best Of" Coventry Music Bonnaroo Twitters

The Girls of Coventry

Photo by: Lauren Spuhler

Hello loyal readers- I am at the Nashville airport waiting on my plane back to Colorado. Sorry for the lack of live blogging the past 2 days. Dr. Pauly and I contributed to the CoventryMusic twitter page, and in case you missed it, here are a few of my favorites:

im not gonna out the person who drove an hour the wrong way leaving #bonnaroo, but his name rhymes with jolly
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disco sis #2 brokeup with her lot boyfriend... he then took her stash & stole her lipstick
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first tube= return of the muthafuckin jedi! #phish
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we think this is set break.... strawberry shortcake hugged a gorilla who liked pills & bananas
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i think i saw a unicorn fly out of trey's guitar during glory days with bruce. im in awe. #phish
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huge glow stick war during punch. reminds me of old #phish festys
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as disco sis #1 hugged me in triumph for choosing the ac/dc bag opener:"joker, you smell wook-tastic!"
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i lost the prop bet to phil. he picked discosis #1 & i backed the joker.we have a high stakes pool going for first cover song phish plays
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very impressed...... disco sis #1 puked & rallied. shes pounding beers & beat the joker in a staring contest
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"are you ready for muthfuckin phish?" asked snoop. "i never thought i'd hear those words come from snoops mouth," said the joker
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snoop did a tribute to tupac. spun out wook: "who's too pack?" pauly: "he played bass for widespread painc."
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even when you are a famous music blogger, you still have to wait to use a porta potty
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joker is back in business... he found a sack of shirts that was not confiscated.
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LOST + phish tshirts were a big hit. the last 20 i had left got confiscated. will print up more for back orders and red rocks>gorge.
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joker's tshirt operation busted by mounties for a second day in a row
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there so much fuckin blow here in bonnaroo that i feel like im walking down a street in bogota, colombia...
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phil won the puke pool. he puked first.... nice job.
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disco sis2 called out the wookie for giving her a bloody lip when the hooked up. he apologized. now they're going steady
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Broseph telling us about his late night hook up stories. H made a girl do the walk of shame at 8am as she stumbled out of his tent
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me: "who punched u? your lip is all fucked up?" disco sis 2: "i hooked up w/ guy rolling on a lot of E & bit the shit out of my lip"
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u havent had the full on bonnnaroo experience until u take a shit in port o pottie while tripping balls
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weird to hear "head like a hole" trickle through the background as i wander down shakedown #bonnaroo
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the best things about festivals are the things not on the schedule, that just happen
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late night shakedown drug report.... nugs & shrooms are sparse. plenty of ya-yo & doses. unable to find pharmies
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i lost another prop bet.... i took the under at 11:10pm Sat for when disco sister #1 would puke
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joker made out with a girl from alabama.... we lost disco sis #2. we think shes makin out with a wookie
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disco sis #1: "you should make out with charlie." disco sis #2: "ok. im going right now. which one is charlie?"
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i dont think we're coming into bruce! we're having too much fun drinking at our dance party.
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disco sis 1: "why does that wookie have a iphone?" ... joker: "thats how they roll in colorado."
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its gonna be a long night... one of the disco sisters is drinking beer out of a straw.... and all the girls are sporting mustaches
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someone gave the joker free cheese & bacon fries for wearing the track suit. im eating them now during wilco
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grob winsthe prop bet... guess hulk hogan's height4
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broseph told me a story about smoking a joint made of weed smuggled into bonnaroo up the ass of some chick from long island
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good karma for strawberry shortcake. she lost her wallet last nite & luckily someone turned it into lost & found
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girltalk getting everyone at bonnaroo to scream "hey we want some pussy!"
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uncle ted is so shitfaced he's hitting on chicks
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only losers lose drugs. im not gonna out the person who lost 8 xannies. but his names rhymes w/ poker
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Editor's Note: Many posts were edited for grammar and spelling...