The Continued Decline of Western Civilation: The Phish Lot

A friend passed me along this image of an artists' rendition of the parking lot of a Phish concert. Not only is it extremely condescending, but it's also hysterically accurate.


Image is from Portland Mercury.

Comments

Parker said…
there's more black people in that picture of the one lot than I have seen in 200 shows combined. I love the dude hurling as he's looking for a ticket.
the joker said…
ive seen grey aliens at a phish show, but never osama bin laden. i guess hes been hiding in plain sight all along- weve been looking in afganistan, but the secret is that Osama is a post-hiatus n00b.
Unknown said…
My response to this retarded, inaccurate article can be found here:

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/letters-to-the-editor/Content?oid=1657444

I'm kizik, the first commenter. I also like comment #4.
Unknown said…
Whoops, I also meant to say I'm Josh Nielsen, the first commenter (not that anyone cares).
Pauly said…
Thanks Josh, awesome retort.

That article was awful that's why I didn't link it up.
Unknown said…
Yes, it was a shitty, reductive, elitist piece of trash, and I attempted to convey this in my longer email to the Mercury. As a Portlander, I can tell you that this hipness is indicative of our fair city, and it needs to stop - hence my letter.

As a poker ans Phish phan, I am, of course, a Dr. Pauly fan. Thanks for keeping it real, and let's root for Ivey FTW WSOP ME 2009!!!

Josh

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